It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
It took me 18 years and somebody else’s text post to realise Saturday has turd in it
My SAT reading and writing scores
My math score
this truth of it all!
raise your hand if there are a lot of things you’d buy if you had the money
"if you have to describe jennifer lawrence in one gif what would it be?"
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
and why their clothes turn white when you get the power up
*dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*